Why I Think Twilight Sucks by notbecca, literature
Literature
Why I Think Twilight Sucks
The majority of my non-working summer draws to a close today, and what better way to waste time than write? I must admit Ive been drawn to writing a little bit more over the past week, sparked by the visual consumption of Anti-Twilight rants. Many of the points I plan to bring up have been covered in every other Anti-Twilight rant that Ive read, but if this is the only one you ever plan on reading, than for the sake of sparing you the humiliation of liking Twilight, Ill cover them ALL as best I can.
Let me start right off the bat with the most obvious flaw in Twilight; the characters personalit
Why are guys so retarded?
They always get on my nerves
Maybe they should be discarded
Especially when they are pervs
They always are shallow
And they turn out to be bums
Why don't they just swallow
Their own nasty tongues
They never have any manners
They just carelessly stare
They can be mindless planners
Just watching as football airs
And I don't plan on understanding them
Especially when they're just like Eminem